Tue, 31 July 2007 ![]() In the first of a three part tubisode, LaLa and the Ninja quickly go over the first Transformers movie, The Harry Potter book (possible spoilers but not really), and how LaLa is truly a geek.
Stayed tuned for part 2: The J.J. Abrams theory! Comments[0] |
Mon, 16 July 2007 This episode we talk about Beautiful Katamari. No Manhunt 2 on the Wii due to an Adults Only rating by the ESRB. Apple joins the gaming world this fall with a little help from EA and ID Tech 5. Wii Fit / Wii Zapper are the two big Wii items coming out of E3. We question the usefulness of Twitter. LaLa has an account but still can't decide if she likes it or not. LaLa's Twitter page is available here. The Ninja leads us to two websites here and here for 11808 or Cloverfield. For those who do not know, this is the mystery trailer that played before the Transformers movie. Go here for a 11808 movie trailer. The Get Smart movie grabs LaLa's attention! Love you Agent Maxwell Smart!! The girls wax poetic about old T.V. shows like The Dick VanDyke Show. They show a little love for Scooby Doo and A Pup Named Scooby Doo. Then they launch into a rant about Steve from Blue's Clues. Don't ask! Apparently there's a big tie between Night at the Museum and Blue's Clues. Who knew? All kinds of love and support go out to the Foul Monkeys. Thanks again for having me on the show boys!! :) Other random games also come up in the conversation... Harry Potter gets a review for both the new game and movie. The Ninja talks about Beyond Good and Evil. She's lovin' it! A quick iPhone rants ensues but we digress.... Jam Sessions for the DS may not be the greatest but it's coming Sept. 07. The Band makes us wish we were The Partridge Family, kinda... www.cafepress.com/pinkg33k for awesome gear! pinkg33k on Skype http://community.livejournal.com/pinkg33k (Add us to your livejournal friends page!) www.myspace.com/p1r4735arg (LaLa's MySpace) Comments[0] |
Wed, 11 July 2007 The format for this post is: Name of Game: Console: Release Date: Discription
Golden Axe: Xbox 360: Today: Three mighty heroes have a score to settle with the evil Death Adder in this classic action game, now adapted for Xbox LIVEĀ® Arcade. As a powerful fighter, a female Amazon, or a mighty dwarf, fight through Adder's henchmen with weapon and magic attacks, or ride the fearsome, fire-breathing dragon in Golden Axe.
Sonic Arcade: Xbox 360: Today: Sega brings back the original Sonic on Xbox Live Arcade, in high definition with full leaderboard and achievement support.
Project Slypheed: Xbox 360: Yesterday: Project Sylpheed is based on the popular shooter franchise Silpheed, which dates all the way back to the mid-'80s and is now going to get an HD makeover. Project Sylpheed is based on the popular shooter franchise Silpheed, which dates all the way back to the mid-'80s and is now going to get an HD makeover.
Riveria: The Promised Land: Today: PSP: Riviera is an RPG set in a fantasy land beset by angels of destruction.
Smash Court Tenis: PSP: Yesterday: Smash Court Tennis 3 continues the Namco Bandai tennis franchise for 2007.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Yesterday: GBA: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix lets players explore key locations in Hogwarts, matching the film in visual style. *** LaLa has this game for the DS and says that it's not too bad. Rumors are circulating that the Wii version is better.
Vegas Casino High Five!: DS: Yesterday: Vegas Casino High 5! features 5 casino games in one pack including Texas Hold'em, Blackjack, Roulette, Slots, and Big-6 Money Wheel. (I wonder what it takes to get a low five....)
Yoshi: Wii: Monday: Stack falling baddies and manuever eggshells to free Yoshi in this NES puzzler.
Air Zonk: Wii: Monday: A side-scrolling shooter spin-off of the Bonk's Adventure Series, pitting Team Cool against King Drool. (Team Cool and King Drool?!? Seriously, who is making this crap up?)
Chick Shoot: DS: Monday: This humorous shooter sees players visiting locations all over the world to hunt poultry.
Mach Rider: Wii: Monday: The earth has been invaded by evil ATV riders bent on destroying everything! You, Mach Rider, are the world's last hope! Category: general -- posted at: 4:49 PM Comments[0] |
Sun, 8 July 2007 Libsyn won't let me embed this video so go here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=luZzNPGSvWo Category: general -- posted at: 12:57 AM Comments[0] |
Sun, 8 July 2007 ![]() LaLa with Special Guest Host Queso discuss the amazingness that is Transformers The Movie! We also get into other movies like Street Fighter, Mortal Combat, Super Mario Brothers, etc. Also the advertisement for Alvin and the Chipmonks: The Movie. Seriously...WTF? Props go back out to TMNT! There is a shitty verision of the unknown trailer on YouTube. Please visit our site to watch the video! Sorry guys, it's the only one I could find! This preview was literally recorded on a tape recorder... LaLa goes on and on about her love for Godzilla. We start pimping I Am Legend because that movie is going to ROCK OUR SOCKS OFF!!!! www.cafepress.com/pinkg33k for awesome gear! pinkg33k on Skype http://community.livejournal.com/pinkg33k (Add us to your livejournal friends page!) www.myspace.com/p1r4735arg (LaLa's MySpace) Comments[1] |
Fri, 6 July 2007 ![]() This episode is riddled with technical difficulty but we did manage to talk about fireworks, Transformers, Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Epic Movie, and other movies. Lala becomes drunk with power because our recorder comes with prerecorded sound effects. Then we lose the Ninja. :( It's a short episode but once we get the Ninja a new mic, we'll be back in business! More to come! www.cafepress.com/pinkg33k for awesome gear! pinkg33k on Skype http://community.livejournal.com/pinkg33k (Add us to your livejournal friends page!) www.myspace.com/p1r4735arg (LaLa's MySpace) Comments[0] |
Sun, 1 July 2007 ![]() This episode The Ninja breaks into someone's house. It's so illegal, it's got to be good! LaLa talks about her pizza and then her love of the DS Lite. Just so everyone knows that thing ROCKS!!! She talks about the following games for the DS: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Animal Crossing Pokemon: Diamond Tetris DS The Ninja got to play the PS3. She didn't really say if she liked it or not...so we'll figure that out next time. LaLa's roommate is too awesome! He bought her and himself DSes. By the way, he didn't use a Best Buy card. Just to clear that up. The Ninja's hate will never end!! :-) Toys R Us is having an awesome sale on DS games, go check it out! LaLa talks about running into an old family friend. It's always good to run into old friends. LaLa reviews the oddity that is Knocked Up. Seriously, don't waste your time watching that P.O.S! Plus, LaLa had no desire to see full on baby birthing action! *barf* And, of course, Happiest of the Birthdays to Charles this past month! :) See, we'd know your birthdays too if you'd add LaLa on your MySpace page or email us!! :P www.cafepress.com/pinkg33k for awesome gear! pinkg33k on Skype http://community.livejournal.com/pinkg33k (Add us to your livejournal friends page!) www.myspace.com/p1r4735arg (LaLa's MySpace) Comments[1] |
Sun, 10 June 2007 Hey all, been awhile, eh? Well, we talk about quite a bit in this show including (but not limited to): LaLa moving (oh noes!), Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Cake Mania (good times), Ninja teleportation, and more cakes. Yum. Enjoy! (The show, not the cakes, although those might be tasty if you had any. But you don't, do you? No! No cakes for you, get your own.)[Ninja Note: If you're having issues hearing this episode, my bad! Try re uploading it from here or something, I'm not sure what went wrong.] Comments[0] |
Thu, 10 May 2007 In this tubisode LaLa makes a public appology. LaLa and the Ninja have a few big announcements for the program! They talk about their love of the new games they're playing. And give a quick nod to the idiocy of Sony.
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Thu, 5 April 2007 We're back and this week we talk about: 1) Pastries! 3) TMNT 4) Everyone's new name is Mary! 5) Open Season 6) Pharaoh 7) TSP! 8) Chuck! (no website for Chuck!) 9) Disney.com 10) Distubria 11) Okami 12) The Matrix 13) Foul Monkeys 14) Cooking Mama! 15) Kingdom Hearts 3 16) Fetishes (up your nose!) 17) Ninja Emo Thanks for dropping in! LaLa needs to learn how to do links. x.x - -The Ninja Comments[2] |
Mon, 26 March 2007 Our show topics are: 1. 300 (http://300themovie.warnerbros.com/) Spoiler alert for this movie! 2. Work is a bitchface! See our announcement! 3. Me llamo es gato. 4. Sony (www.sony.com) 5. Hot Topic (www.hottopic.com) 6. Socks! 7. The Adventures of Pete and Pete (http://pnp.norecess.org/) 8. The Ninja Dad shows up for a surprise visit! We tell him about Audacity! And we get new names. 9. The Ninja abuses technology! 10. Lala has another annoucement! 11. Idiocracy (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/) 12. Mac! (www.apple.com) 13. Jazzhands! "THIS IS FOR SPARTA!" Comments[0] |
Mon, 12 March 2007 I love Madlibs. I mean, how crazy can you get? Just searching for Madlibs on google gets you hundreds of results. Wee! Also - Mahna Mahna! That is all. The Ninja Category: general -- posted at: 4:06 PM Comments[0] |
Wed, 7 March 2007 We talked a lot about Youtube. This could be our Youtubisode! In fact, we talked about Scary Mary, School of Rock (remixed), and Office Space. All are scary. I'm sure there's more, like the Swedish Chef, but meh. Oh wait, that's probably it. Comments[2] |
Thu, 1 March 2007 So, yeah, I haven't said much, have I? I am forgetful so to make up for my lack of links, here are two sites I'm sure someone will enjoy! To start of is a fun little game of coloring. Instead of working, you can doodle random things using various Crayola colors! Since we all know there are a lot of those, have at it. And the second link is quite possibly the best one. GPotato is a wonderful site with four (four!) MMOs under their belt. All of them free (well, I believe one is in beta, but it's still free!). We've got Fly for Fun, Corum Online, Rappelz, and Space Cowboy Online. Now some items you do have to pay for, but you can pretty much get by without them. My computer doesn't have the specs to play these game (hey, it's old, what can I say?), but from what I've seen it looks like GPotato has a good line-up and more games coming soon as well. Category: general -- posted at: 11:16 AM Comments[0] |
Wed, 28 February 2007 This week we talk about all kinds of things. Thanks again to Coco for the intro to the show! We love it! You can contact us using the contact info on the side of the page. Thanks for listening. Comments[0] |
Fri, 23 February 2007 Wii: Sonic and the Secret Rings Streets of Rage (Virtual Console) Donkey Kong Country (Virtual Console) XBOX 360: Crackdown (or crack-up?) NBA Street Homecourt PS3: Virtual Fighter 5 (you'll be virtually fighting!) flOw PSP: Metal Slug Anthology M.A.C.H Modified Air Combat Heroes PS2: Lumines Plus DS: Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja (a game written about the Ninja!?!?!)
*All things written in parenthesis except "virtual console" are comments made by LaLa and are to be used for entertainment purposes only!
Sorry I didn't get this in sooner guys! Keep gaming! Category: general -- posted at: 8:52 PM Comments[0] |
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Wed, 14 February 2007 Comics. They are picture stories that can be fun and amusing. Sometimes, there is cheese. Like in todays link! Onna Chance (say it out loud), is about someone's life, their kid, things they happen to them in their RPGs, and loads of other fun things. Hurray. Now then, The Ninja is going back to sleep. x.x She's kind of ill. Category: general -- posted at: 3:04 PM Comments[0] |
Tue, 13 February 2007 Wii Wii Play (Oh, yes we do!) < all comments in parenthesis are not part of the game title DS F-24: Stealth Fighter Disney's Kim Possible: Global Gemini GBA Ghost Rider F-24: Stealth Fighter Dogz 2
PS2 Backyard Basketball 2007 Ghost Rider (You Ride That Ghost!) Chulip Super Truck Racing 2
PSP Gurumin: A Monsterous Adventure The Warriors Ghost Rider Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters Monsterous Kingdom: Jewel Summoner XBOX 360 Paperboy Category: general -- posted at: 10:10 PM Comments[0] |
Sat, 10 February 2007 This week LaLa and the Ninja talk about all kinds of things. Including: http://www.wikipedia.com www.cartoonnetwork.com Happy Cruelty Day! http://jonathancoulton.com/ Excite Truck http://nethack.org www.gap.com www.eonline.com http://www.nbc.com/Heroes/ http://www.lastexiledvd.com/ Our Brownie Recipe 1 1/2 cups butter or margarine, melted 3 cups sugar 3 teaspoons vanilla 6 eggs 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour 1 cup hershey's cocoa 1 teaspoon baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 2 cups hershey's semi-sweet chocolate chips (or as much as you want!) Heat oven to 350 degrees. Grease 9" x 13" square pan . In a medium mixing bowl blend melted butter, sugar, and vanilla. Add eggs; beat well with spoon. Combine flour, cocoa, baking powder, and salt; gradually add egg mixture, beating until well blended. Stir in chips. Spread into prepared pan. Bake 40-45 mintues or until brownies begin to pull away from sides of pan. Cool completely, cut into squares. Apparently, the Ninja likes tater tots and we like the Muppets. Good times.... That's all for now kids! Bake some brownies and enjoy the show! Comments[0] |
Tue, 6 February 2007 Enjoy kids! Wii: Super Mario World (Virtual Console) Vigilante (Virtual Console) Gain Ground (Virtual Console) DS: Diddy Kong Racing DS Winning Eleven: Pro Evolution Soccer 2007 Lunar Knights XBOX 360: Winning Eleven: Pro Evolution Soccer 2007 PS2: Romance of the Three Kingdoms XI Ar tonelico: Melody of Elemia MVP 07 NCAA Baseball Winning Eleven: Pro Evolution Soccer 2007 PSP: Winning Eleven: Pro Evolution Soccer 2007
GBA: Final Fantasy VI Advance Category: general -- posted at: 9:10 PM Comments[0] |
Tue, 6 February 2007 Woo! Yeah, todays link is pretty fun. Hurray, it's Battleship! I can't really say much about this game, as it is almost like the regular battleship game. Well, it's on a computer at least. Just wait until they get the hall of fame working again, then you'll see that The Ninja is the best! -The Ninja Category: general -- posted at: 10:57 AM Comments[0] |
Thu, 1 February 2007 So.. Ummm... I suck at this, eh? Let's see... We talked about colds, the Nethack Song, and Quirky Nomads. Oh, and Sin City. Short epi.. sorry! Tubisode. :-) We're weird. But that about raps it up. Enjoy. Comments[0] |
Wed, 31 January 2007 This Week's Releases Wii: Mario Kart 64 (Virtual Console) Comix Zone Bonanza Bros (Virtual Console) Contra III: The Alien Wars (Virtual Console) Xbox 360: Battlestations: Midway Fuzion Frenzy 2 PS2: Rouge Galaxy PSP: Ultimate Board Game Collection
Sorry I didn't get this out to you guys sooner! I had a blind date last night!
~LaLa
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Mon, 29 January 2007 What? You've never played Nethack? It's one of the greatest old-school games of our time! Play as one of thirteen classes: Archeologist, Barbarian, Caveman, Healer, Knight, Monk, Priest, Ranger, Rogue, Samurai, Valkyrie, Wizard, and (for the suicidal) Tourist. Each has its own atributes and skills, as well as a Quest specifically designed for their class. The best part? I can't say. It could be obtaining the most gold, stealing from shopkeepers, or becoming the strongest player ever. It's really up to you how you play. I simply want to finish this game one day, but until then I am proud to say I am a Nethacker. This game is compatible for all systems, and should work with any computer no matter how old. In fact if you can't play Nethack on your computer, it's probably too old. Happy Hacking! -The Ninja Category: general -- posted at: 6:25 PM Comments[1] |
Mon, 29 January 2007 This week LaLa and The Ninja left the mic on while they were watching T.V. Maybe they got a little too excited about having 100 listeners??
The things we make fun of in this episode are: HeadOn (http://youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE) Red Vs. Blue (http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/home.php) Snakes on a Plane (http://www.snakesonaplane.com/) House (www.fox.com/house) Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (www.fostersfriends.com) Foul Monkeys (www.foulmonkeys.com) Geeks in the City (www.hbo.com/city) All State Insurance (www.allstate.com) The Taco Bell Dog (www.tacobell.com) Comments[0] |
Wed, 24 January 2007 DS Hotel Dusk: Room 215 Underground Pool Inuyasha: Secret of the Divine Jewel Fossil League: Dino Tournament Championship Wii (Virual Console only) The Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past Comix Zone Gain Ground Bonanza Bros PSP Sid Meier's Pirates! Rocky Balboa
Slow week this week kids, but hopefully things will pick up soon!
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Mon, 22 January 2007 Well, I suppose I should tell you guys about another site, seeing as my sister demands it. Alas, I am lazy. Thus I will inform you all of LazyLaces.com. LazyLaces is a game site that pretty much just gives you a link to any and all interesting-looking online games or webtoys. You can comment on these games, so it's almost like a blog, except it's more interesting than yours. Most of the time the games are fun, but you can vote on how interesting (or uninteresting) a game is. It's kind of nice, because then you won't have to slog through games like "Harry Potter Maze". More often than not, however, you will find games that you've already played but then you can laugh at the people who comment with things like, "How do you beat level one! omgbbq, it's so hard!". Just try not to play all the games at once. -The Ninja Category: general -- posted at: 7:23 PM Comments[0] |
Fri, 19 January 2007 ![]() This episode includes the following topics! 1. Star Wars (www.starwars.com) 2. Chub Creek (www.chubcreek.com) 3. Trasnformers: The Movie (http://www.transformersmovie.com/) 4. Harry Potter (http://harrypotter.warnerbros.com/) 5. Children of Men (http://www.childrenofmen.net/) 6. Appleseed (http://www.appleseedthemovie.com/) 7. Jazzercize (http://www.jazzercise.com/) 8. Stealth Geektastic (http://stealthgeektastic.libsyn.com/) 9. World of Warcraft (http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/) 10. MapleStory (www.maplestory.com) 11. Nintendo DS (www.nintendo.com) 12. Animal Crossing (http://www.animal-crossing.com/wildworld/) 13. WarioWare (http://www.warioware.biz/) 14. Wii (www.wii.com) 15. Foul Monkeys (www.foulmonkeys.com, http://myspace.com/foulmonkeys) 16. Us! (www.pinkg33k.libsyn.com) 17. Our Mom's Church (http://www.chccsa.org/) 18. Knitting (www.knittinghelp.com) 19. Minute rice (http://www.kraftfoods.com/minuterice) and turkey 20. The Beastie Boys (http://www.beastieboys.com/) 21. Nethack (http://www.nethack.org/) 22. Youtube (www.youtube.com) 23. Scrubs (http://www.nbc.com/Scrubs/) 24. Texas (http://www.texas.gov/) 25. Illinois (http://www.illinois.gov/) 26. Washington (http://access.wa.gov/) 27. Sam's Club (http://www.samsclub.com/shopping/index.jsp) 28. The Office (http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/) 29. House (http://www.fox.com/house/) 30. We Love Katamari (http://katamari.namco.com/) 31. Okami (http://www.capcom.com/okami/) 32. Elebits (http://www.konami.com/Konami/ctl3810/cp20107/si1724967/cl1/elebits) 33. Katamari Ear Muffs (http://thriftyknitter.com/?p 34. G.I. Joe (http://www.hasbro.com/gijoe/) 35. Doom (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419706/) 36. Austin Powers (http://www.austinpowers.com/) 37. Snakes on a Plane (www.snakesonaplane.com) 38. Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends (http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/fosters/index.html) 39. Fairly Odd Parents (http://www.nick.com/all_nick/tv_supersites/display_show.jhtml?show_id=) 40. Skype (www.skype.com) We talk too much! :) Thanks for listening! [Edited by The Ninja, because the picture LaLa posted was too big. If you still wish to view it, you can see it here]
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Tue, 16 January 2007 Here are the releases for this Wii-k!
Wii WarioWare: Smooth Moves Xbox 360: Heavy Weapon NCAA March Madness 07 PS2 NCAA March Madness 07 (this time it's not March Madness 06!) Nintendo DS: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Justice for All Fossil League: Dino Tournament Championship Barbie in the Twelve Dancing Princesses (does anyone else feel the need to hurl?)
Slow week this week but WarioWare is out! W00t!
~ LaLa
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Wed, 10 January 2007 Xbox 360: Lost Planet: Extreme Condition Ms. Pacman Wii Solider Blade Gradius Dungeon Explorer PS2 The Shield Arthur and the Invisibles DS & GBA Arthur and the Invisibles
That's it for this week. :) Category: general -- posted at: 10:36 PM Comments[0] |
Mon, 8 January 2007 Hey kids! It's The Ninja, here to bring you website fun. Todays collection of flash games is all from one single site, Orisinal.com. Created by a mastermind of flash (and pencils), Ferry Halim has created many games that are fun and original. Each game is a unique experience, with various art styles and music for each. All games require only the mouse to play, and can be played by nearly anyone. It's kid friendly, and a great time-waster for those boring work hours. You can even send your friends a bouquet of virtual flowers, created by you! My personal favorite games are Winterbells, Pocketful of Stars, and Panda Run. The music and originality of all the games is amazing, so try out each one to find your favorite! The only downside is that some games might take a while to load and I find others to not have enough instructions. Other than these minor complaints, I love this site. With many games to play, it makes for a great way to break through the tedium that is having no life. I hope you dear audience will also enjoy this site and find it as refreshing as I do. -The Ninja (Please note: All episodes with show notes reading as "Ninja Go!" will probably never recieve show notes, because I suck and am lazy and don't care. Thank you.) Category: general -- posted at: 2:04 PM Comments[0] |
Tue, 2 January 2007 See our text post for notes :) Comments[0] |
Tue, 2 January 2007 Hey everyone! This is LaLa and I'm going to post this weeks video game releases. Play Station 2 Karaoke Revolution American Idol XBOX 360 Rush'n Attack Ms. Pac Man Alien Hominid HD Payout Poker & Casino Gyruss Nintendo DS Top Gear: Downforce Paws & Claws: Pet Vet Yu-Gi-Oh! GX: Spirit Caller (spirits are you there?) < Okay so that last part isn't in the title, but I couldn't help myself... Wii Shrek Smash and Crash Racing Urban Champion Baseball
Thanks for dropping by! :)
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Wed, 13 December 2006 To start off, LaLa apolgizes for the lack of editing, but it's not like we ever really tried in the first place. Also, we apologize (and by we, I mean the Ninja...), for being emo.It's official, The Ninja is crazy.. >.< And We still have a new layout! The fonts really are from here: http://simplythebest.net/fonts/ . We also have a donation botton. Go donate. Now. LaLa is going to move, eventually. And The Ninja really hates her computer. Yay no editing. And the phrase of the day is "nothing makes sense." And.. There's this odd part in the middle.. that totally sucks... Moving on, we discuss where we were for a month, and here's our holloween picture:http://tinyurl.com/y2r8o6. Umm.. I'm not going to listen to the whole frikin' thing again.. so.. Just assume we talked about cool things, Made-Up Valley High Improv Team, and our Donation Button. Ninja out, thanks a lot LaLa.. We really need real notes for this thing. PS- Oh, sweet we have fans. WTF? Comments[1] |
Sat, 9 December 2006 ![]() Hey guys (and or gals..). I'm changing the colors
over here on the blog, let me know what you think (once I'm done of course). Also, I made a logo. Go me. Woo.
Keep your fingers crossed and we should post a new podcast Sunday!The Ninja Category: general -- posted at: 4:20 PM Comments[1] |

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Hey all, been awhile, eh? Well, we talk about quite a bit in this show including (but not limited to): LaLa moving (oh noes!), Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Cake Mania (good times), Ninja teleportation, and more cakes. Yum. Enjoy! (The show, not the cakes, although those might be tasty if you had any. But you don't, do you? No! No cakes for you, get your own.)
What? You've never played 